Well, I haven't posted anything on here in an eternity, mostly cause no one finds much interest in any of my stuff that much, so I don't even bother. Oh well. I'm getting into a fantasy thing now and I have something I'm working on at the moment since I'm....gulp...out of comission. Dun-dun-dun....

Now, about that hole and my out of comission-ness. So, Wednesday I was running in the woods near my house, like the woodland critter that I am, when I tripped and fell. I hit the ground, jumped back up, tried to keep going, but my leg didn't work. Well, there happened to be a broken sapling sticking outta the ground and when I fell it stabbed me in the leg. I know what your thinking, that should've hurt, right? Well, it didn't which suprised me, much more so when blood was flowing down my leg and pooling in my shoe. I thought I'd hit my femoral artery, which would've been baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. I had a bandana around my head, so I tied it around my leg to cut of the blood flow, ya know, like those survival shows tell ya too, then I hopped like a crazed one legged mountain goat to my house. Went to the emergency room, sat...went to a room, sat...finally the doctor came. Then he did the most horrifying and disgusting thing ever...he stuck his entire index finger into my leg through the wound...weirdest feeling everrrrrrrr. Luckily he numbed it first, but it still felt like he was peeling my muscle from the bone. Turns out he couldn't find the bottom, so the hole was about five inches deep....yuckyuckyuckyuck. Got some stitches and a drain tube stuck in the hole, and now I can't do jack-squat and I hate it. All I do is lay around, waddle around on my crutches, eat, sleep, hop on one foot to the potty...ugh. It sucks. BUT, I still think it was pretty cool for some reason...like...a weird barbaric sorta way. I'd never seen so much blood in my life, and I remember thinking when I first saw it squirting out of my thigh," Whoa...that's kind of cool," then," SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT," was all I could get for a while. XD
Anyways, that's that. Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm not dead. Yep! See ya laterz!